We now have an example of someone guaranteed to lose a fortune faster than buying cryptocurrency from a guy in a pickup on the side of the road.

Football fans may still be overflowing with endorphins after the best four divisional playoff games in memory. Two games were decided by game-ending field goals and one in overtime.

Thomas Wolfe wrote You Can’t Go Home Again but perhaps Tom Brady didn’t read that novel, because he went home to Gillette Stadium in Foxboro Massachusetts to play the New England Patriots, his team for two decades.

Football’s over until next fall, but old guys on couches all over the world feel better about themselves thanks to Tom Brady winning his seventh Super Bowl at the age of 84, er, 43.

Football fans are thrilled yet sad: The Super Bowl is two weeks away, but that means the end of games for months and months.