Now that the NFL has hit the starter button, fall is unofficially underway. Half the fans in the country are pricing Super Bowl tickets, while the other half wants to fire their head coach or replace their quarterback, and sometimes both.

After the earth-shaking competition on Sunday 2/13, we have a winner: Amazon’s “Alexa Reads Your Mind,” starring Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost.

The Super Bowl is next Sunday, February 13, and millions are waiting for the most important event of the year: interesting TV commercials.

Thomas Wolfe wrote You Can’t Go Home Again but perhaps Tom Brady didn’t read that novel, because he went home to Gillette Stadium in Foxboro Massachusetts to play the New England Patriots, his team for two decades.

Football’s over until next fall, but old guys on couches all over the world feel better about themselves thanks to Tom Brady winning his seventh Super Bowl at the age of 84, er, 43.

Football fans are thrilled yet sad: The Super Bowl is two weeks away, but that means the end of games for months and months.

Alas, the “2021 is Great” banners have been removed from Cleveland, as the Browns lost to the Chiefs this weekend. Add this to the years Cleveland will not play in the Super Bowl.

The NFL must have lost its calendar and still be stuck in 2020, because that’s the best way to explain the Cleveland Browns. The first time in the playoffs in 18 years is weird enough, right?

While guys can’t waste any more time talking about point spreads and commercials for the upcoming Super Bowl (congrats, Kansas City), they can now waste time talking about the game and the commercials. Look at those talks not as a waste of time but as a bonding experience.

Typical winter events swirl around us—Hollywoodians start to pat each other on the back at award shows, the Super Bowl teams are set (Kansas City versus San Francisco)